I go mad, I go mad, I shall wear my trousers plaid...
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Really, whoever had the idea to send a lounge singer into the reading room of a major research library twice per day, six days a week, to sing "People who need people" needs to be cashiered out of the library game. Some high school guidance counselor erred significantly, there.
(Now knowing the schedule and the best routes of escape, I'm elsewhere for those half-hours.)