Moral dilemma of the morning. At the discount biscuit shop (the days when a truckload of McVities Digestives arrived are still written in golden memory), it was either the usual flour and water only pitas, or an Indian Ritz-type cracker. But the latter was twice the weight and many more calories. I'm not sure if this was a rational decision or mandamus from the muscle tissues after a hard hour of lifting, but, reader, the crackers were chosen.